Monday, May 17, 2010 ♥ 22:45
♥ smooches
Hello, universe!!! My blog is dead. :] I've been meaning to drop a blogpost for ages now but i haven't had anything to blog about. Yeah, life's that boring. Sighh. >.<
Or maybe life's the same but i'm boring. Hmm. The second option sounds more likely. Awww man. I need to get out of the house!!!! I think i'm gonna try to get out as much as i can during the sem break. XD (Yayy!! 1 month!)
One time, i went into my parents room. And my mom was looking out the window. So i went and stood next to her. And there was this huge freaking bird sitting on the neighbour's rooftop. And the conversation went life this.
Mother : Is that an owl?
Me : I don't know i can't see. It's too dark. It looks like a monkey.
Mother : No it can't be a monkey. It has 2 stick legs.
(I don't think she actually said it like this but it's how i interpreted it in my head. Oh, yeah. Things sound way good in my head. Or i might have said it. Who knows?)
Me : Oh yeah. It is an owl. I can't see it. I wish it would come closer.
I then started making a series of owl noises. Very real sounding ones if you ask me. But apparently that's not the sound owls make, according to Dim. But moving on, i made the owl noises and the stupid freaking bird just flew away!!! Tsk! Haha. XD
My theory is that i, not knowing what i was saying in owl, actually said something along the lines of
"Hey, nice legs. What time do they open?" I should probably try something more
"Hey wanna be friends?" instead next time. But what are the odds of me ever seeing an owl on the neighbour's rooftop ever again?
Anyways, today i went downstairs and saw my mom doing something with the rice. And i went closer. There, i discovered the rice infested with a gazillion tiny little rice weevils!!!! Gasp!! I know right? The horror!!! And now i have a theory as to why they are called weevils. (Yes, i have been forming theories.)
You see they are tiny so they are wee. =] and they are evil because they take over the rice. So the wee evils are too hard to say. Therefore, they are called the weevils. =] See? Aren't i clever now? Haha. I spent 10 minutes telling my dad that and he seriously stood there and listened to me while i sprouted nonsense about weevils.
I should have taken pictures! I've never seen so many weevils in my entire life!!! Look how lifeless i am, talking about weevils. Haha. Oh well. I guess it's fine cause my blog's been dead so long probably noone visits it anymore. I could say something controversial like
I HAVE BIEBER FEVER!!!!
(oh, snap! controversial! ;] and i don't, btw.)
or something along those lines. And it would go unnoticed. Don't forget to imagine me waving my arms around in the air while i say i have bieber fever, btw. Sigh. Such is the fate of my life. I blame MCKL. XD Yes, i shall blame MCKL for everything. =] So there. Oh. And here's some Squiddy. =]
"Yeah, i just wanted to put in the picture. Bite me."
Heart shape in hair. My creation!!! My very own creation!! Muahahaha. XD Alright, i'll stop now. Goodbye.
"Makes me think of you. XD"
Well all I really wanna do is love you
A kind much closer than friends use
But I still can't say it after all we've been through
And all I really want from you is to feel me
As the feeling inside keeps building
And I will find a way to you if it kills me
If it kills me
